Saturday, November 26, 2011

Orr Honored in Richelieu Tribute

Bruin Legend Bobby Orr Celebrates with the Richelieu Cup


By R. Inkrat,
Hockey Correspondent for Pravda, Special to the Boston Globe

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS, NOVEMBER 25, 2011 - Many hockey lovers think that Boston Bruin legend Bobby Orr was the greatest hockey player ever to lace a pair of skates (sorry, Wayne).   

Certainly that’s the way they feel about it in Beantown.
Orr has received many honors, awards, and accolades over the years.

But somehow none of them ever seemed sufficient to give Orr the glories due to him.

Not until now, that is.

Recently Morning Hockey Club Gold Weasel Peter “Pistol Pete” Eremita was in Boston to share the triumph of the Cardinal Richelieu Cup with Orr himself, and at last it seemed that Number 4 reached the pinnacle he deserved, even if it was shared with Eremita, the star of the MHC Gold Weasel triumph in the Cardinal Richelieu Cup finals earlier this year.

It was a characteristically gracious gesture by Eremita, sharing the Cup with Orr, whose multiple Stanley Cup championships as a Bruin, while remarkable, pale of course in comparison to winning the Famed French Flagon, the Richelieu!

“This is the greatest day in my life as a hockey player and lover of the greatest game on earth,” said an obviously emotional Orr, as he struck his famous goal celebration pose with the Cup and Eremita.

Brother Louis Philippe Richelieu, the great, great, great grandson of the infamous Cardinal himself, and the spiritual leader of Les Gardiens de la Coup Richelieu, the French secret society of breakaway clerics who maintain the security and safety of the Cup between playoff series, was present for the ceremony.  

“This is the first trip I am making outside France,” he said in somewhat stilted English.  “My brothers and I are so glad ourselves to see the honor of the Cup Richelieu placed on the great Bobbee Orr.  It is so good of the magnificent Belette D’Or [Pete] Eremita to bring this day to come.”

“Stanley Cup rings are great,” Orr said, “and I will always treasure my days with the Bruins, but this is something special that I will never forget.”  

“All of us who grew up in New England looked at Bobby Orr as the ultimate hockey super star, and the player we wanted to be like,” said Eremita.  “The minute the Cup came into my hands and I stopped shaking with nerves, I knew I had to bring it to Boston for a tribute to Bobby Orr.”   

As Eremita finished speaking, Orr, a Gold Weasel jersey draped over his shoulders, embraced him and sobbed quietly on Eremita’s shoulder for several touching moments.  

Several current Bruins were also on hand to join in the tribute to Orr.  “Yeah, we got the Cup,” said forward Patrice Bergeron, referring to the Stanley Cup.  “And that was great.  But this is a once in a lifetime experience with la Coup Richelieu.  I’ll never forget it.”  

 “We are all grateful to our friend Pete for making this day possible,” added Bruin Captain Zdeno Chara, as he stood with one hand on the Richelieu and the other arm around Eremita, who came about to his waist.

The famous French flagon is named after Armand Jean du Plessis, Cardinal-Duc de Richelieu (1585-1642) noted for his political intriguing in 17th Century France. The nobleman acted as the first minister for King Louis XIII.  Known as "The Red Eminence," Richelieu, though a man of the cloth, had a reputation for wily political intrigue and bested many political rivals, include the King’s own mother, Marie de Medici, who lost a power struggle with Richelieu and was sent into exile.  

 “We think the Cardinal’s example fits the spirit of the Gold Weasels perfectly,” said Gold Weasel Captain Matt Noone, also on hand for the festivities.

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Monday, November 7, 2011

Secunde Dreams of Better Days

Secunde Celebrates, But Did His Sacrilege Jinx the Weasels?

By R. Inkrat, Special to O Magazine

FALMOUTH, MAINE, NOVEMBER 7, 2011 - A weary Jim "Redlight" Secunde slowly peeled off his goalie gear in the locker room at the famed Family Ice Center in Falmouth, Maine, this morning, wistfully reflecting on the glory days just a few months ago when his Gold Weasels won the coveted Cardinal Richelieu Cup in Morning Hockey Club playoff competition.  Secunde (pictured above with the Cup in less than suitable display) had anchored the Gold Weasel four-game sweep of the Blue Dogs in Cup play last summer. 

"Did you notice the newspaper in my picture last summer," Secunde moaned as he tried to come to terms with the Weasels' 8-1 drubbing this morning at the hands of the Blue Dogs, led by a four goal tour de force by Frank Cerullo.  "Flying Frank" had found the range on Secunde who, despite the score, played very well in the loss.  But he was clearly thin king back to the playoffs and wondering what has gone wrong.

In the photo above, the headline reads, "Weasels, Champ Again."  Apparently someone at the Portland Press Herald does not know that words in the head have to agree in number, but leaving that aside, Secunde apparently is still clinging to that former glory.  But many observers think that the string of wins by the Blue Dogs since then could be attributable, at least in part, to Secunde's shameful mistreatment of the Sacred Cup as shown in this picture. 

He was fined $1 billion by the Club last July for this misconduct and as far as anyone knows is still working that fine off.  The "O" network is planning to have Secunde on an upcoming show with Oprah Winfrey and special guest Dr. Phil in hopes that someone can lift Secunde, and thus the Gold Weasel club itself, from its funk.  "I just don't know what's gone wrong," Secunde said, "I don't even know who I am any more."  The hockey world is with you, Jimmy, hoping you find your way (but only after Blue wins the Cup the next time).

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Blue Dogs 8, Gold Weasels 1, as Cerullo Nets 4


Dogs Bark, Weasels . . . . 

By R. Inkrat, Toronto Globe & Mail

FALMOUTH, MAINE. NOVEMBER 7, 2011 – Superb goaltending, exceptionally stubborn defense, and a high powered offense sparked by four goals from “Flying Frank” Cerullo, led the Morning Hockey Club Blue Dogs to an 8-1 win over arch rival Golden Weasels in action at the Family Ice Center this morning.

The defending Richelieu Cup champions scored the first goal of the game, but they were held scoreless after that.  Blue Dog keeper Walt “The Wall” Leland made brilliant save after brilliant save to bar the door through almost 70 minutes of fast moving hockey.  Leland got solid defending in front of him, as the Weasels were aggressive and creative as usual, but without the usual degree of success.

The Dogs displayed crisp passing and kept the puck moving and were quick through center ice.  The Canines got tremendous offensive support from Cerullo, whose patented rink length rushes kept the solid Weasel defenders working hard.  His goals were a sight to see, with a couple simply nailing high corners, the one chink in the armor of Weasel netminer Jim Secunde, whose good goaltending was belied by the final score.

Blue Dog attackers Gerry Nadeau and Leo “The Lion” Iacopucci added two markers each to bolster the Hound assault on Secunde.

Weasel superstar Peter “Pete” Eremita may have been worn out after spending a celebratory weekend with the Cardinal Richelieu cup, as it is now his turn with the Famed Flagon.  Apparently there was a huge parade and outpouring of civic pride in Brewer as favorite son Eremita was feted by Bangor’s sister city.  “I don’t know how that happened,” he commented, “sometimes it’s just not your day.”    Canny Weasel defenseman Brian Linscott was unavailable to the press after the game but is presumed to have played a good game.  

Hockey fans worldwide are wondering when the next Richelieu Cup series will come around.  It is a recurring but irregular event that so far the MHC has not rescheduled.  If today’s match is any indication, the Dogs are hungry and ready for the rematch.

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